Strike Me

Pure shock and frustration.

Shitload of examples

Strike me pink
Strike me handsome
Strike me Catholic (Ted Bullpitt favourite)
strike me roan(Cookis favourite exclamation in a Country Practice)

Strike me Catholic i thought I'd won that race

Strike Me by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

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strike me dead

A slang term used in a situation of extreme frustration.

Meg (demanding): Bill, bring me a black cup of weak tea thats strong with a dash of milk
Bill (frustrated): Strike me dead woman!!!

strike me dead by opinionated_bastard July 3, 2006

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"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.

"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025

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Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

Stroke Me a Chop by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

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stroke-me-clover

phrase coined by paddy troy

an irish call for an orgie

see also stroke

Paddy the leprechaun:Stroke me clover!
Luke the leprechaun:IL KNIFE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS

stroke-me-clover by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

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strike a happy medium

Find the golden path between two different options.

You should groom yourself, but not be obssessed about it. You have to strike a happy medium.

strike a happy medium by Golan June 5, 2005

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Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

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