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/strɛskrɪm(ə)nt/

noun.

1. a term used to describe the feeling or need to excete or urinate due to stress or a stressful situation

2. the act of discharging waste matter as a stress response
1. Person 1: The upcoming performance is making me want to stresscrete right about now!
Person 2: Ew... But also, I totally understand your need for stresscrement

2. I'm stresscreting; leave me alone.
by words and sundry June 04, 2018
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