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stress mess 

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.
Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.
stress mess by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010
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Stress over a mess 

Having feelings for an ex-gf/bf who wasn't worth it
Chris: Joseph just broke up with his girl and hasn't eaten in days, I don't

want him to stress over a mess
Stress over a mess by KeviNasty August 8, 2016

stressression 

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un
Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*
stressression by YellowDragon July 20, 2011

happy stressmass 

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??
Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends
happy stressmass by kermit999 December 25, 2009

messy stressy lemon depressy 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

messy stressy 

The opposite of easy peasy, a must use phrase now in Corona times.
- Now that's just messy stressy, why can't we just grab a coffee instead? Easy peasy!
messy stressy by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

Messy, stressy, and depressy 

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.
I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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