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street pizza 

The splattered remains of an individual that has chosen to commit suicide by falling (or has been pushed from) a very high place onto the streets below, and who's remains resemble the toppings on a pizza, much like marinara sauce.
"Jesus, that jumper sure looks like some street pizza."
street pizza by ewitwins June 29, 2012
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street pizza 

A pile of dried puke on the pavement or street most likely to be found in a town centre on a sunday morning. Usually consisting of recycled beer and kebabs. May also contain yak pips.
I couldn't believe it, the tramp was actually tucking into the 'street pizza'!
street pizza by mtotheo November 7, 2003

street pizza 

A joke for lost pets.Saying 'A car must be crashed it' ingeniously
I couldn't find my hamster.I'm afraid to he is gonna be street pizza soon..
street pizza by LiteratOurist Melih December 31, 2009

street pizza 

(old school skate terms) n. the patch of exposed raw flesh from abrasion with the road, usually after a wipe out.
"after all that, he got up at the bottom of the hill, picked up his board and limped away covered in blood, and his back and arm was all street pizza..."
street pizza by Eugene Romi August 30, 2006

Street Pizza 

When A Biker Runs A Red Light Through An Intersection And A Vehicle Displays The Biker Throughout The Intersection.
Bobby Was Driving So Fast And Reckless, It Was Only A Matter Of Time, Before He Was Street Pizza.

deliver street pizza

Another stupid term designating vomit, emesis, technicolor yawn, or barfing.
Damn, Frank got so fucked up the other night he had to deliver street pizza on his girlfriend's bird bath. Now the birds don't come by anymore. Frank is such an imbecile!

LA Street Pizza

This refers to a pizza that was found on the streets of LA that was absolutely decimated. This pizza was a hawaiian pizza that had a flattened box separating it from the pavement. The worst part about this pizza is that somebody took a massive bite out of it and they just left it there. The person who took a bite out of the pizza has not been found
Friend 1: "Look at this LA street pizza i found"

Friend 2 and 3: "BRO WHO TOOK A BITE"
LA Street Pizza by Ash Reboot YT August 23, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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