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Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
Self-stranging by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

stinging roger 

The last few puffs of a joint. Called a stinging roger because it burns your fingers and lips. Referenced in The Big Lez Show, Choomah Island 2.
"Oh he's got the stinging roger!"
stinging roger by Terenke September 30, 2015

Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other
Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.
Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

slanging that iron

slanging a gun;killing people
i been slanging that iron ya herd meh ! neva been pussy
slanging that iron by kyiy May 5, 2018

Standing here i realise 

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight

standing on business 

Short Def: Take care of your business

Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.

Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
"Ay, Qebly what happened to your hoe?"

"Fuck dat bih, I'm standing on business"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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