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strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.
(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"
strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

Red-stringing

The way King of Police Bill Billingham solves cases on the Solve This Murder podcast by putting together the clues he has already collected through out the episodes
“Now I have the clues, it’s time to do some red-stringing to piece this all together

strangist 

Strangist is someone who was born strange, is strange, and acts strangely.
My friends are strangists.
strangist by strangicat November 5, 2018

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Stranding 

(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.
My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
Stranding by Mixo October 2, 2010

stringing along

The act of dragging out a relationship with someone while having dishonest intentions. This can be applied to friendships or dating. The person stringing along the victim usually is getting something selfish or one-sided out of the situation such as sex, money or attention from others. This usually ends poorly for the person being strung along. The victim is sometimes aware of the situation but does not break the cycle due to them being a tool, insecure, spineless or gaining something less from the relationship such as not being completely alone even though they are being used. People performing this act are usually Chav's.
"You still dating Janet?" "Yeah I'm going to string her along until the sex runs out." or "I'm going to keep stringing along that married guy until he stops spending money on me or his wife finds out."
stringing along by El Gallo Rojo October 31, 2007