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stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

lemon stealing whores 

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

penny stealing jew 

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!

stealing gender 

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.
"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."
stealing gender by fairydoir February 19, 2021