straightn't
Straight ,but no
straightn't by anonymous November 22, 2020
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straightn’t
The opposite of straight. Usually meant to say someone is gay or homo and sound smart at the same time.
straightn’t by mrlm1105 June 13, 2018
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straighn't
"straight" guys who can often be found with ridiculously ecstatic homosexuals in compromising positions. such positions include, but are not limited to, artisan blowjobs in the hands--and mouths-- of true dick professionals (i.e , aforementioned giddy gays), gobblin' cock as if it were a major nutrient missing from their diet and occasionally, though rare, in full blown, good ol' fashioned sodomy.
they are known to reference wives or girlfriends which not only salivates the gay mouth but reinforces the so-called heterosexual's confidence that he's "still totally straight, dude".
one may also find alleged breeders watching straight porn on their smart phone surrounded by gay guys watching gay porn on 3 to 4 screens. which is totally disgusting.
they are known to reference wives or girlfriends which not only salivates the gay mouth but reinforces the so-called heterosexual's confidence that he's "still totally straight, dude".
one may also find alleged breeders watching straight porn on their smart phone surrounded by gay guys watching gay porn on 3 to 4 screens. which is totally disgusting.
"i knew he was straighn't the moment he said 'bro, shut up about musicals and come suck on these nuts'".
straighn't by jrod the worst October 18, 2018
couldn't lie straight in bed
couldn't lie straight in bed by definer567 November 25, 2015
Don't be so straight about it
A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.
Don't be so straight about it by PubicPaskey March 30, 2017
Don't feed me straight lines
Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
Don't feed me straight lines by Da writer February 22, 2011
Don't feed me straight lines
It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.
Don't feed me straight lines by spearhunter December 29, 2016
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