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straighn't 

"straight" guys who can often be found with ridiculously ecstatic homosexuals in compromising positions. such positions include, but are not limited to, artisan blowjobs in the hands--and mouths-- of true dick professionals (i.e , aforementioned giddy gays), gobblin' cock as if it were a major nutrient missing from their diet and occasionally, though rare, in full blown, good ol' fashioned sodomy.
they are known to reference wives or girlfriends which not only salivates the gay mouth but reinforces the so-called heterosexual's confidence that he's "still totally straight, dude".
one may also find alleged breeders watching straight porn on their smart phone surrounded by gay guys watching gay porn on 3 to 4 screens. which is totally disgusting.
"i knew he was straighn't the moment he said 'bro, shut up about musicals and come suck on these nuts'".
straighn't by jrod the worst October 18, 2018
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straightn't 

Straight ,but no
Me:I am straightn't
straightn't by anonymous November 22, 2020

straightn’t 

The opposite of straight. Usually meant to say someone is gay or homo and sound smart at the same time.
Person 1: Don’t play Fortnite it’s

straightn’t

Fortnite niggas: REEEEE
straightn’t by mrlm1105 June 13, 2018

couldn't lie straight in bed 

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.
As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!

Don't be so straight about it 

A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.
Woah dude, we don't bang girls here. Don't be so straight about it.

Don't feed me straight lines 

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

Don't feed me straight lines 

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.
You want to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry
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