Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

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straight up + dead ass together

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Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

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Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

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straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

by Keshari June 11, 2009

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Straightesbian

A Lesbian who flirts with men but swear there lesbian.

Leshawna: You should date Chelsea

Peter: Naw she gay
Leshawna: Really then she must be a Straightesbian because im pretty sure she sucking that dudes cock

by C302929 January 17, 2022

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