Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 9, 2019