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Straightass 

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightass 

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia
Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”
straightass by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straighties 

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.
You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.
Straighties by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.
I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.
straightosphere by Keshari June 11, 2009

Straightesbian 

A Lesbian who flirts with men but swear there lesbian.
Leshawna: You should date Chelsea

Peter: Naw she gay
Leshawna: Really then she must be a Straightesbian because im pretty sure she sucking that dudes cock
Straightesbian by C302929 January 17, 2022

Straightbars 

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."
Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars
Straightbars by L_Dub August 14, 2012

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you
a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH
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countrypolitan 

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