strightass
strightass by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Straightass
-adjective
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010
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Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
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Ariana Grande: “for real.”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”
straightass by xoenhhh November 8, 2019
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
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abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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