strightass 

someone who is strightedge and acts like they are so much better than everyone else because of it.

That john is such a strightass.

strightass by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Straightass 

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightass 

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

straightass by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

strights 

Geordie charv for "Straights"...

Englishly meaning "yes" or alternatively "really" depending of the context it is used in

chav 1 : "Hew ye.. aye... wor lass giz a probba cush bj last neet"

chav 2: Strights?

strights by nitrosamines August 2, 2008