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straight curious 

A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.
My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.
straight curious by Rod September 16, 2004

straight curious 

a man coming to terms with his sexual orientation but rejects the notion of anything gay serious. Often its a male failing to acknowledge that he's gay curious in his hetero-normative bubble.
Hey man, Im straight curious about going down on your dick but we can't let the girlfriend know this.
straight curious by Cardholer91 February 22, 2015

straight curious 

Having fun with dick isn't always gay... sometimes it's 98% straight. If you are straight curious you love girls and date only girls. but.... every once and a while you give in and let a dude suck your dick or you suck his. You are not gay if you are friends. You are friends messing around... not dating.
I'm not gay... I'm straight curious!

straight curious 

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
straight curious by aiden6969 November 18, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026