*nick and josh r jerking together to straight porn*
nick: hey bro can u suck my dick
josh: yo that's gay I ain't homo
nick: nah nah no homo its homiesexual
josh: k bet
nick: hey bro can u suck my dick
josh: yo that's gay I ain't homo
nick: nah nah no homo its homiesexual
josh: k bet
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
a simultaneous blowjob and rimjob, either:
1. blowing someone and getting rimmed
2. rimming someone and getting blown
3. getting rimmed and getting blown
4. blowing someone and rimming someone
1. blowing someone and getting rimmed
2. rimming someone and getting blown
3. getting rimmed and getting blown
4. blowing someone and rimming someone
Aiden, a nerd, gets fucked by the star athlete, Luke, for popularity every Friday in the locker room. Coach Matt accidentally walks in once.
Matt: Hey! This isn't allowed! Stop!
Luke: Please don't get us in trouble, it just how school works.
Matt: I mean, I'm not suggesting anything, but if I were to get *super* relieved, I would forget to punish you.
Immediately, Aiden pulls Matt's pants down and sucks his BBC, while Luke begins to rim Aiden's hairy ass, starting a series of rimblows. (Aiden- 1) After that, Matt pushes Luke aside and starts rimming Aiden's tight hole, while Luke starts going down on Matt's cock smelling his curly pubes. (Matt- 2) Later, Aiden blows Luke's pencil dick, while Aiden sits on Matt's face, getting his ass eaten and rimmed. (Luke- 3) Finally, Luke starts fucking Aiden, and the Coach licks the dick and ass as they move. In the end, they all cum happily ever after.
Matt: Hey! This isn't allowed! Stop!
Luke: Please don't get us in trouble, it just how school works.
Matt: I mean, I'm not suggesting anything, but if I were to get *super* relieved, I would forget to punish you.
Immediately, Aiden pulls Matt's pants down and sucks his BBC, while Luke begins to rim Aiden's hairy ass, starting a series of rimblows. (Aiden- 1) After that, Matt pushes Luke aside and starts rimming Aiden's tight hole, while Luke starts going down on Matt's cock smelling his curly pubes. (Matt- 2) Later, Aiden blows Luke's pencil dick, while Aiden sits on Matt's face, getting his ass eaten and rimmed. (Luke- 3) Finally, Luke starts fucking Aiden, and the Coach licks the dick and ass as they move. In the end, they all cum happily ever after.
by aiden6969 November 04, 2023
Joey was feeling extra horny, unavoidably horny, but had no sex toys, no bitches (guys or girls), and no good fruits to fuck. He looked around for things to fuck and suddenly everything became sexual. He pulled out the core of an orange, but it was too sticky. He then ran to the couch, inserted his dick in between the couch cushions, and thrust, but it burned too much. Finally, with no hope left, he took two pieces of untoasted white bread, stuck them in a cut PVC pipe, put some Vaseline on his dick, and stuck his new fill-in hole in between his pillow and his bed. He thrust and thrust his long strong dick, and after 30 hardcore minutes, came a long hot rope of cum through his PVC pussy. Don't do all that work, just buy a pocket pussy or fleshlight.
by aiden6969 November 04, 2023