Rod's definitions

washy washy

The name for the special shampoo service that the myriad of brothels in China that masquerade as barber shops offer in the back room

This guy from Rahan (who can't be named for legal reasons) was going to Vegas for gambling and more washy washy than you could shake a corporate card at.

by Rod March 1, 2005

habitrail for humanity

Enclosed skywalks between office buildings, as seen in downtown areas. Based upon the visual similarity with hamster habitrail tubes. Often shortened to simply "habitrail."

It's raining; let's take the habitrail to the restaurant

by Rod March 2, 2005

Bitch-Pass

A male with a girlfriend or wife who has being allowed to, or due to circumstances having the opportunity go to the pub/watch the game/go on holiday with the guts etc.

Cool mate! will see you at the pub later, wife's gone to her mothers so i've got a 2-day bitch-pass

by Rod September 26, 2003

Triple "P" Plan

Pu*** Pause Plan, noun:
1.a temporary plan put in place by the female in a relationship towards her companion.
2. If you ain't getting no "booty," you are most likely on this plan.

Reasons for Triple "P" Plan Enforcement-

Caused either by forced seperation (business trip/deployment) or voluntary seperation (receiver of the booty fails to meet relationship requirements).

This plan can be started without any prior notice to an individual.

Damn, I am on the Triple "P" Plan!

by Rod April 6, 2004

norse horse

Noun.

A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.

Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.

by Rod April 20, 2005

dice game

To gamble with dice;usually craps

I got $5000 in that dice game on 34th

by Rod November 15, 2003

straight curious

A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.

My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.

by Rod September 16, 2004