Rod's definitions

straight curious

A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.

My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.

by Rod September 16, 2004

rod

n. an erect penis

I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!

by Rod October 10, 2003

norse horse

Noun.

A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.

Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.

by Rod April 20, 2005

dice game

To gamble with dice;usually craps

I got $5000 in that dice game on 34th

by Rod November 15, 2003

Bitch-Pass

A male with a girlfriend or wife who has being allowed to, or due to circumstances having the opportunity go to the pub/watch the game/go on holiday with the guts etc.

Cool mate! will see you at the pub later, wife's gone to her mothers so i've got a 2-day bitch-pass

by Rod September 26, 2003

Triple "P" Plan

Pu*** Pause Plan, noun:
1.a temporary plan put in place by the female in a relationship towards her companion.
2. If you ain't getting no "booty," you are most likely on this plan.

Reasons for Triple "P" Plan Enforcement-

Caused either by forced seperation (business trip/deployment) or voluntary seperation (receiver of the booty fails to meet relationship requirements).

This plan can be started without any prior notice to an individual.

Damn, I am on the Triple "P" Plan!

by Rod April 6, 2004

phaggeltooth

Acting homosexually.

Jason and Patrick were being phaggletooths.

by Rod March 18, 2003