Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as
straight as a circle.
Dude: Did you catch
Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as
straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!