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Storming the Capitol

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.
by Silent Slim January 8, 2021
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Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.
Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.
by emmie_889 January 12, 2021
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Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
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