storm snurge 

To furiously sniff girls biycicle seats or gussets while wanking

A storm snurge just came over me, biycicle seats are just not the same anymore. Vagisel was a bad idear!

storm snurge by bathgirl September 26, 2010

Storm Surge 

A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.

She said that evolution is bogus because monkeys don't grow up to be people. Total storm surge.

Storm Surge by CriminallyVu1gar May 29, 2009

Storm Surge 

A sexual perversion involving 3 bears jerking off while a 4th man, a twink, releases his diarrhea on them at the moment of ejaculation.

Man, I've been having a hard time getting off lately. We should get together for a Storm Surge.

Storm Surge by mcluva December 20, 2011

Storm Surge 

The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.

"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"

Storm Surge by WordSubmitter January 10, 2008