A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.
by CriminallyVu1gar May 29, 2009
A sexual perversion involving 3 bears jerking off while a 4th man, a twink, releases his diarrhea on them at the moment of ejaculation.
by mcluva December 18, 2011
The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"
by WordSubmitter December 27, 2007