Stop signs 

Something that acts as a kind of bureaucratic red tape for freedom loving warriors that would argue that stop signs are bureaucratic red tape.

Michael- Gimme something to rap about, anything.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.

Stop signs by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Stop signs 

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

Stop signs by Knmagor March 29, 2024

Running Stop Signs

Giving a female oral sex while she is on her period

John: So did u running Stop signs on Stacy last night

Tim: Yea it wasn’t that bad giving her oral I wash my mouth after the fact

Running Stop Signs by Rosesfromconcrete July 25, 2023

northern virginia stop sign 

a regular stop sign but instead of coming to a complete stop u slow down a lot but not a complete stop

wait, this is a northern virginia stop sign, no need to slow down

northern virginia stop sign by altrep26 April 19, 2009

New York Stop Sign 

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.

Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."

New York Stop Sign by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Left Handed Stop Sign 

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

Left Handed Stop Sign by mb95482 September 8, 2010

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

Egyptian stop sign by My boy blew December 6, 2011