Knmagor's definitions

Nunavut

the greatest april fools prank of the 20th centry pulled of by Bella.

The official flag of Nunavut was proclaimed on 1 April 1999, along with the territory of Nunavut in Canada.

by Knmagor January 23, 2023

the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.

those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

Ohio

a litural waste of 116,000 km^2 that lacks any permant population. seriosly no one visits it, you are trapped for eternity if you get in, and you face all the horrors of nightlife and weird shit. Bigger waste of land area than greenland, Northwestern territories, Nunavut and wyoming.

Ayy, man, it's your boy Lil B
Down in Ohio (swag), fucking all these bitches (swag, swag)
Drinking coleridge, swag so saucy (woo!)
Posted in Cleveland (woo!), drive to Columbus (swag)
Bitches suck my dick (woo!), 'cause my swag on the 100 (woo!)
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio (woo!)
Swag like Ohio (swag)
Down in Ohio (woo! Woo!)
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
We some rich, I don't give a fuck
Real nigga, gold grill
Ten thousand, no deal
No single, just me
30 thousand for a feature
Hood niggas, ten thousand
Based God, your bitch call me daddy
Where you from? I got love for Cincinnati, Ohio

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

Natalie C.

The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3

Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

Conor Dunne

a guy from GCN who flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt with bikes.

Conor Dunne was flirting with Bella the Trek Madone yesterday. Bella liked him.
Connor Dunne was flirting with Lucy the Canyon Endurance yesterday. Lucy liked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Natalie (Zachery) the Allez Sprint Comp earlier today. Natalie disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Riley the Aethos Comp. Riley too disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Sophia the Tarmac SL7. Sophia liked him.
Connor Dunne later that same day went to flirt with Emery the Addict eRIDE, Emery loved him.
And that my friends is how Conor Dunne flirted his way to a partner.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

Aluminum

The anion of Aluminium. Aluminium has 13 protons, 14 neutrons, and 13 electrons. While Aluminium becomes isoelectronic with Neon (Ne), Aluminum IS isoelectronic to Argon (Ar). Aluminum is made with Aluminium gains 5 electrons and becomes an anion.

Bappo the Inflatable Clown: How many electrons does Aluminum have
Ted Bundy: 18 Electrons!
John Wayne Gacy: 13, because it has 13 protons. Aluminum will lose 3 electrons to become isolectronic with Neon.
Bappo the Inflatable Clown: John youre retarted, Aluminium is isoelectronic with Neon, Aluminum on the other hand is isoelectronic with Argon, ratio bitch.

by Knmagor December 4, 2023