Knmagor's definitions

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

Natalie C.

The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3

Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

Conor Dunne

a guy from GCN who flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt with bikes.

Conor Dunne was flirting with Bella the Trek Madone yesterday. Bella liked him.
Connor Dunne was flirting with Lucy the Canyon Endurance yesterday. Lucy liked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Natalie (Zachery) the Allez Sprint Comp earlier today. Natalie disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Riley the Aethos Comp. Riley too disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Sophia the Tarmac SL7. Sophia liked him.
Connor Dunne later that same day went to flirt with Emery the Addict eRIDE, Emery loved him.
And that my friends is how Conor Dunne flirted his way to a partner.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

AntonSen

1.) A GD creator known for unikitty themed levels
2.) A slang term for "road bike".

Me: Whats that bike
Mallori: Its a Trek AntonSen bike
Me: remind me again what is a "Terk AntonSen", wasn't AntonSen a GD Creator?
Mallori: AntonSen in this context means road bike.
Me: oh

by Knmagor April 17, 2023

Pennutoh

1.) Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
2.) Deagrative slang for Mountain bikes that are full suspension. Opposite to that of AntonSen (road bike).

Mallori: Yo, whats that
MindCap: Its my Mountain bike named after Pennutoh, a Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
Mallori: those things are slow
MindCap: Get a real bike! AntonSen bikes are for lazy people who want free speed. Pennutoh bikes are for the adventure and nature.
Mallori: ok?

by Knmagor April 17, 2023

Scott Addict RC series

A crappy series of BSO (bike shaped object) that can be found in the shelves of dollar tree. Merely worded to as an advertising scam.

Bella: got a new bike from the Scott Addict RC series
Srey: bruh i have the whole scott Addict RC series i bought with just $8 from dollar tree, those things are crap.

by Knmagor May 11, 2023

Trek Domane SL7

A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.

Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.

by Knmagor May 12, 2023