Knmagor's definitions

Rin Shibuya

The act of riding a bicycle/Electric scooter on the highway going exactly 69.420 kph in the wrong direction of traffic flow.

Damn, Anna8253 tried to pull off a Rin Shibuya but got hit by a motorcycle 3 seconds after she accelerated and died.

by Knmagor November 20, 2022

Natalie C.

The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3

Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

Aluminum

The anion of Aluminium. Aluminium has 13 protons, 14 neutrons, and 13 electrons. While Aluminium becomes isoelectronic with Neon (Ne), Aluminum IS isoelectronic to Argon (Ar). Aluminum is made with Aluminium gains 5 electrons and becomes an anion.

Bappo the Inflatable Clown: How many electrons does Aluminum have
Ted Bundy: 18 Electrons!
John Wayne Gacy: 13, because it has 13 protons. Aluminum will lose 3 electrons to become isolectronic with Neon.
Bappo the Inflatable Clown: John youre retarted, Aluminium is isoelectronic with Neon, Aluminum on the other hand is isoelectronic with Argon, ratio bitch.

by Knmagor December 4, 2023

Ohio

a litural waste of 116,000 km^2 that lacks any permant population. seriosly no one visits it, you are trapped for eternity if you get in, and you face all the horrors of nightlife and weird shit. Bigger waste of land area than greenland, Northwestern territories, Nunavut and wyoming.

Ayy, man, it's your boy Lil B
Down in Ohio (swag), fucking all these bitches (swag, swag)
Drinking coleridge, swag so saucy (woo!)
Posted in Cleveland (woo!), drive to Columbus (swag)
Bitches suck my dick (woo!), 'cause my swag on the 100 (woo!)
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio (woo!)
Swag like Ohio (swag)
Down in Ohio (woo! Woo!)
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
We some rich, I don't give a fuck
Real nigga, gold grill
Ten thousand, no deal
No single, just me
30 thousand for a feature
Hood niggas, ten thousand
Based God, your bitch call me daddy
Where you from? I got love for Cincinnati, Ohio

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

trek domane al5 gen 4

The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.

Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!

by Knmagor December 17, 2023

ToHisGlory

ToHisGlory is the most awesome guy you'll ever meet. He is caring (unlike advystyles/guitarherostyles #advyout) and is very hansome. He also is a christian (all cool ppl are christian) and is charming. He is the most awesome person who drives a motorbike around town. He resides in Nunavut, Alert and loves nature.

Person A: Whos that kewl guy? hes so charming!!
Person B: ToHisGlory

by Knmagor November 18, 2022

GENERATE Camp by YM360

Hell on earth. Despite being depicted as a "4 days out in nature and growing with god" it is anything but that. Usually occuring between May and August of a given year, GENERATE will first take $450 out of you. Once you arrive in the middle of nowhere, you are greeted with run-down trailors, usually not air conditioned and smell awful. The first day, youre belongings get confencated by GENERATE. You are taken to a holding cell and one of the staff verbally abuses you. The next thing is you are stripped like Elan Schools. Dehumanization is a common thing in YM360's "summer camps". On day 2 you are forced to do backbreaking labour such as mining for Rubidium for their road cyclists or construction. Waken up at 4 am and worked till 11pm and given little to no food, this is how GENERATE YM360 treats its visitours. for day 3 and 4, it is backbreaking labour or gas chambers that run on zyklon B. on average 60% of participants die from exaustion, gas chambers, or beatings.

Colin: Lets go to GENERATE 2023!!!!
Chad: no, iv been there. its hell on earth. Generate Camp by YM360 is hell on earth, with brainwashing, harassment, and backbreaking labor. I was nearly sent to the gas chamber once.

by Knmagor December 6, 2023