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stoopbang 

When you are just stupid beyond belief...to be made to look like you've got a deficit of sense going way past the normal no common sense barrier
'O K. Yeah I'll just stand here looking like a stoopbang'
stoopbang by anonymous April 10, 2022
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Stoopbang 

To be stupid beyond belief or to be made to look like you have a deficit of sense going away past the common sense barrier
Okay yeah I'll just stand here looking like a stoopbang
Stoopbang by anonymous April 10, 2022

stoopnagle 

German dialect slang for possibly a bent or rusty nail; something useless. Usually used as a name for a child who is trying to be helpful but is not succeeding. See stupenägel. Possibly arachaic. Does not refer to a thing or applied to an adult.
Ach, du bist 'n stupenaegel. Translation: You're a stoopnagle. (You are useless!).
stoopnagle by Otto2 December 16, 2013

stoopnagle 

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.
You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?
stoopnagle by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

stooping it 

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.
"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"
stooping it by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

Stooping 

Post covid economic term given to street scavenging for household goods. See also freeganism

People throw out perfectly good stuff and neighbors can pick them up off the street. It’s basically what people have always done, but now it’s on Instagram.
"I picked up this cute table whilst stooping in Queens"

"Darling, let's upload these kid's books to @stoopingNYC then we will have space for more plants"

"I found this great console table on an insta stooping page, it's going to make a great bar."

"Stooping items in the neighborhood saved me thousands of dollars when furnishing my apartment."
Stooping by Floss and Chardonnay September 14, 2021

stooping 

having casual sex with
he was stooping his best friends sister; i have been stooping the girl next door
stooping by spamanfa June 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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