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stoopnagle 

German dialect slang for possibly a bent or rusty nail; something useless. Usually used as a name for a child who is trying to be helpful but is not succeeding. See stupenägel. Possibly arachaic. Does not refer to a thing or applied to an adult.
Ach, du bist 'n stupenaegel. Translation: You're a stoopnagle. (You are useless!).
stoopnagle by Otto2 December 16, 2013
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stoopnagle 

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.
You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?
stoopnagle by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
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stoopnagle 

a stupid, ugly, uninteresting person. Someone with absolutely nothing of intrest to say. A normal,healthy person wiyh an IQ less than 70. See sara Martinez
Shut the fuck up stoopnagle !
stoopnagle by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Stoopnagle 

Stoopnagle’s are usually very smart and wise. They make decisions that no other human could think of and it works quite well. Stoopnagle’s also are very buff and godlike. Overall a stoopnagle is an amazing person who is very smart.
What a stoopnagle he is.
Stoopnagle by AwsomeMan727 February 5, 2021

Stoopnagel 

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.
Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!
Stoopnagel by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

stoonage 

You talk to me like I'm a stoonage.
stoonage by Lizzy1083 June 4, 2019
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