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stoongie 

concept of using any seat as a proverbial toilet where one may smoke their preferred substance while taking a long awaited piss/dump. Stoongie may be used as a pet name for a best friend that can smell a case of “they think their s*** don’t stink”.
Could really use a Stoongie to pop a squat on and open a tupper full of magical beans in this here doggone Home Depot
stoongie by Garfield Raspy August 11, 2020
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Slang from the North East of Scotland used to mainly describe a great golf shot.

Can also be used to describe anything that is impressive.

Upon hitting a great drive, approach shot, chip, etc - "What a stoogie!" or "That's a stoogie" or simply "Stoogie!".

When on a run of great golf shots, "Stoogiemania"
Stoogie by Big bad long john April 17, 2009
When a man from Northern Ontario makes a strong mixed drink.
"Hey Scotty, don't be cheap, make my rum a strongie".
Strongie by Jakeisthecoolest December 31, 2019

stoogies 

usually referring to cigarettes. A pack of cigarettes. Singular cigarette.
Can i have one of yours? I left my stoogies in the car.
stoogies by Alexis March 26, 2005

Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.
Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?
Grunt a Stoogie by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019
1. A stoonge (insult) is the worst insult on the planet to any person on the planet *liks calling someone a f*ing moron but 10x worse

2. Another word for penis
I'm going to whip out my stoonge.
You r the biggest stoonge on the planet
stoonge by Stoongeheadedyak July 15, 2017

stoogie my boogie 

When you go boogie boarding with your student.
Hey! Want to stoogie my boogie today?
stoogie my boogie by Strokes_ April 2, 2019
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