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I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

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Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

Catching fish with a stone by Bucketduck August 28, 2017

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Stonefish

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.

"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."

Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

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Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

Stonerish by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

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stonefish

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.

A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.

stonefish by jass October 16, 2006

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Stonefish

A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.

I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.

Stonefish by sus1737 December 16, 2022

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fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player

man that kid is such a fisher-stone

fisher-stone by hahaha_124222 December 16, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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