stoner fish

I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022

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Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017

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Stonefish

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.

"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."

by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

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Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

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stonefish

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.

A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.

by jass October 16, 2006

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A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.

I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.

by sus1737 December 16, 2022

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