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Catching fish with a stone 

Something that doesn't make sense
Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

Stonefish 

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.
"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."
Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

Stonerish 

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.
Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.
Stonerish by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

stonefish 

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.
A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.
stonefish by jass October 16, 2006

Stonefish 

A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.
I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.
Stonefish by sus1737 December 16, 2022

fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player
man that kid is such a fisher-stone
fisher-stone by hahaha_124222 December 16, 2007