zachwarhawk's definitions

cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.

Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa

by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010

stonerocracy

When in a classic smoking circle any question that is not defined in the stoner law is up for discussion among the people in the circle and any professional smokers out side of the circle that you can call like stoner life line. To decide on any stoner related business.

We all got in a circle to do that thing we always do, we decided on what to smoke out of by voting. That's how stonerocracy works.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

Stoner Nerd

Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.

Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

Stoners eve

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends

everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve

by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010

farmville raped

When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.

Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.

by zachwarhawk December 13, 2010

Miley high club

When a 18 year old girl gets high on her birthday , Kinda like the mile high club but with less sex and more drugs.

Miley Cyrus smoked salvia after turning 18 and started a new iconic group of stoner girls.
When you smoke something that gets you really high on your birthday your in the Miley high club

by zachwarhawk December 12, 2010