strokefaced

Someone, while drinking alcohol, has a delayed reaction to speaking and has the facial expression of someone who has suffered from a stroke.

Jimmy consumed so much alcohol that when he attempted to speak, he became strokefaced.

by Drew32 September 17, 2007

Strokefaced

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.

From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.

by stroke face killa October 26, 2008

stonefaced

A great band from Bristol in the UK

I saw Stonefaced last night they were great

by Gazzer September 15, 2003

stonefaced

shitfaced and stoned

Man, you got so stonefaced last night.

by descamisada February 17, 2007

scrotefacedmonkeyfuck

A person who has the look of a scrotum that has been fucked by a monkey.

'That little scrotefacedmonkeyfuck has been found stealing' or committing any other anti social activity

by coffeeaholic September 14, 2017

stonefaced

slant-eyed and slack-jawed: stoned to the bone.

man, that kush you packed up last night got me so stonefaced i couldn't see straight to drive home.

by iaremsejr August 2, 2010