1.A day in celebration of the pungent smell in a dorm room of left over nachos, sour cream, corona, and cuervo gold all with the lingering stench of puke, mexican style.
"When he stepped into the ring today,May 5th,his collar remained unironed,his wardrobe was wrinkled,his belt missed two loops,his zipper made it halfway up to his waist,and he had a unicorn jutting out from his unibrow.He felt comfortable on this particular day! After all,it was STINKO De MAYO !"
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.
Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
I went into the spare bedroom to get my coat off of the bed and it smelled like shit in there when leaving the party. I think someone pulled an "El Stinco De Mayo" in there.