stigs

A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

Stigs: Hey morons, I really dont feel like teaching today, so go on your laptops

Ex2:

Stigs: I do alright for myself
Somebody Else: YEA, SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!

by waaa February 14, 2005

stigs

disposable vape pod used only by edgy 14-year-olds at train stations. great intro to nicotine addiction!!!! usually sold through snapchat stories.

jack: oi cunt you got any stigs on ya?
ryan: nah ran out yesterday . bronte's sellin em cheap on snap ay?
jack: thanks cuz

by wariosfattiddies August 21, 2020

stigs

a stig is something year 8s and year 9s claim there addicted to.

Yes im talking about all the chicks named hayley or emily and the guys named matthew

im so addicted to stigs its not even funny

by ya mum baa March 29, 2021

it stings in the shower

“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.

Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.

Teacher: “Lola, are you alright.. You seem down lately”

Lola: “It stings in the shower”

by urbanexamples October 22, 2020

like the Stig

a display of driving excellence performed by a non-professional driver during a track day or autocross event

When Walter went through that chicane, he totally looked like the Stig.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009

Stig-Helmer

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

by DODmof January 29, 2021

Stiggied

To become highly intoxicated from alcoholic beverages, in such a state that the host can not stand nor speak. Derived/Inspired ny the character 'Stepehen James' who becomes 'Stiggied' at every available opurtunity.

Fuckin' hell, look at him, he can't evenb walk!! He's fuckin' stiggied!!

by Anomolous 1990/08 March 8, 2009