stickywicket

When your significant other is extremely greasy or sweaty and this causes you cancer to be around them

Yesterday i came home and he hugged me but all i could smell was his stickywicket, this morning i have cancer

by Pulpsofwisdom August 31, 2023

sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

Sticky Wicket

A situation or an issue that arises and causes problems.

We've got a bit of a sticky wicket here.

by j-diddy March 22, 2004

batting on a sticky wicket

having sex with a women after she just had sex with another man

a yo i fucked her but i was batting on a sticky wicket

by yung gravy October 1, 2017

sticky wicket

English slang. Crude for referring to an unfortunate situation. Literally refers to having sex with a woman who has already had sex (ejaculated) with someone else.

Commonly used in the United States without knowledge of its meaning.

I just accidentally told my boss to piss off. That's a bit of a sticky wicket, now isn't it?

by r.munky October 11, 2004

sticky wicket

Sticky wicket is the term used for a strange situation.

I have found myself in a sticky wicket

by Metallic Chapel January 6, 2017

Sticky Wicket

The act of ejaculating onto a Star Wars figure of the Ewok "Wicket" and then inserting it into a woman's vagina.

Dude A: I was with my girl last night and she wanted a Sticky Wicket.
Dude B: That's a rare and valuable figure dude.

by TheJudge October 15, 2014