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When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

stick shaft by stickshaft April 23, 2014

Words you can keep

shaft stick

an invisible stick that holds the moon in the sky/ space

i was looking through my telescope and i spotted something that almost looked like a shaft stick!!!!

shaft stick by spankyfreak February 27, 2022

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

Stickshift

A common slang term for a car with a manual transmission; also referred to as a "stick."

Joe: Hey Eric, can I quickly borrow your car and run to the bank?

Eric: Well, I drive a stickshift if that matters.

Joe: Oh, okay. I don't know how to drive one.

Eric: Sorry buddy, I can't help you there.

Stickshift by ThatOtherDude90009 November 19, 2011

Stickshifting

The sexual act of placing a hand on ones penis and moving it around as if it is a car stick shift. Don’t forget to say “Vroom vroom”.

“hey jimmy did you like that stickshifting last night?”

Stickshifting by bluntboyz666 January 28, 2021

Alabama stickshift

Giving a hand job with chewing tobacco dip spit as lubricant.

While giving another male a hand job, I put fresh dip in my mouth, then gave him an Alabama stickshift.

Alabama stickshift by Gaydoo February 12, 2013

StickShifting

Sticking a stick shift up someones ass. or someone may call it stickshifting, when sticking ANYTHING up your ass.

i totally stickshifted her last night braa it was awesome.

stickshift a teddy bear

stickshift a hamster.

i was stickshifting her and i stuck it to far, so we had to take her to the hospital. lawl.

StickShifting by briannaxxx6/11/11 December 9, 2011

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026