stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft April 23, 2014

shaft stick

an invisible stick that holds the moon in the sky/ space

i was looking through my telescope and i spotted something that almost looked like a shaft stick!!!!

by spankyfreak February 27, 2022

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

Stickshift

A common slang term for a car with a manual transmission; also referred to as a "stick."

Joe: Hey Eric, can I quickly borrow your car and run to the bank?

Eric: Well, I drive a stickshift if that matters.

Joe: Oh, okay. I don't know how to drive one.

Eric: Sorry buddy, I can't help you there.

by ThatOtherDude90009 November 19, 2011

Stickshifting

The sexual act of placing a hand on ones penis and moving it around as if it is a car stick shift. Don’t forget to say “Vroom vroom”.

“hey jimmy did you like that stickshifting last night?”

by bluntboyz666 January 28, 2021

Alabama stickshift

Giving a hand job with chewing tobacco dip spit as lubricant.

While giving another male a hand job, I put fresh dip in my mouth, then gave him an Alabama stickshift.

by Gaydoo February 12, 2013

StickShifting

Sticking a stick shift up someones ass. or someone may call it stickshifting, when sticking ANYTHING up your ass.

i totally stickshifted her last night braa it was awesome.

stickshift a teddy bear

stickshift a hamster.

i was stickshifting her and i stuck it to far, so we had to take her to the hospital. lawl.

by briannaxxx6/11/11 December 9, 2011