Stick-A-Dick
What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)
Stick-A-Dick by Silvansea August 1, 2022
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stick a dick in it
stick a dick in it by Suzi January 7, 2004
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007
stick a dick in my ear
When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
stick a dick in my ear by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
Stick a dick chick
Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.
Stick a dick chick by msevian December 27, 2016
National Stick a dick in it day
May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
National Stick a dick in it day by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018
go stick a dick in your ear
go stick a dick in your ear by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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