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Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)
I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick
by Silvansea August 1, 2022
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stick a dick in it

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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Stick a dick chick

Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.
I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick
by msevian December 27, 2016
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National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018
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go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.
Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!
by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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