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Why don't u stfund!
stfund by SlicerCRO August 23, 2018
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A Sunday which involves significant amount of studying
Paul: “Are you coming out to walk the dogs in the park?”

Claudio: "Ah, sorry. My favorite study streamer is online. I am going to spend rest of the Stunday at home."
Stunday by nish-ant May 2, 2021
Related Words
stfund • stfundbye • stfun • STFUAD • sfundo • stound • strundle • stundard • Stunday • Stunder
Shut The Fuck Up And Die
STFUAD ya fukin newB.
STFUAD by ddbentertainment January 28, 2004
shut the fuck up and die
please stfuad.
stfuad by ddbentertainment January 28, 2004

Stfunoob 

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")
Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!
Stfunoob by Ben L. March 20, 2005
"Shut the Fuck Up Donnie"

Used in the movie The Big Lebowski by Walter when Donnie is being a dick fuck. May be used in everyday conversation if talking to someone named Donnie, resembling Donnie, or having a heart attack after a fight in a parking lot with nihilists.
I am the walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus.
STFUD! Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov!

Dude, shit's not cash I just got shot!
STFUD you're just having a heart attack.

Teacher! Teacher! I have a boner!
STFUD
stfud by youguysaredil-dos December 27, 2010

stunding 

A sexual position where you stand up and open your mouth and your partner proceeds to shit inside your mouth.
Hey baby, how about we try stunding?
stunding by poonslayerelite69 March 22, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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