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The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

Stfunoob by Ben L. March 20, 2005

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STFU NOOB

A term used by experienced gamers to tell the noobs to stop whining about being killed or losing.

(In a CoD4 game, the marines win with pure skill)
OpFor: The marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
Marines: STFU NOOB!

STFU NOOB by VMP94 May 24, 2010

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stfu noob

a gay ass term used to insult a person who plays an online multiplayer game less then 12 hours a day. Used by really scary, big mouthed, "internet tough-guys" who seem to be playing video games the majority of their time.

Normal Person: How do i shoot?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB

stfu noob by jizzy January 25, 2005

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

STFU NOOB by Pete December 20, 2003

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STFU NOOB

abreviation used by online game players like runescape or counter strike to tell a noob gut to shut it ...
Shut The Fuck Up Noob!

jhonny12345: HI IM NEW HERE
jhonny12345: HI SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET CASH
jhonny12345: ANSWER ME PEOPLE!!
I Mahatma I: Omg STFU NOOB!

STFU NOOB by 69Tatou69 January 19, 2007

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stfu noob

what dumb fags say to people who are just starting a game online.

billy475633555433573456735875676: Hi im new to this game, can anyone help me?
1337PwNz00r: stfu noob
billy475633555433573456735875676: oy na youre a fag and you probably play this game every day and work at like McDonalds for 50 cents an hour.
1337PwNz00r:stfu noob!
billy475633555433573456735875676: just cos its true...

stfu noob by billy475633555433573456735875676 March 15, 2008

stfu noob

A shirt compliment; My, your shirt is lovely today

Why hello there, and stfu noob!

stfu noob by mikeisnoob October 28, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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