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StfuGtfo 

StfuGtfo by The real John Roblox September 26, 2023

STFU & GTFO 

Short for 'Shut the Fuck Up and Get the fuck out'. Efficient way of telling someone they are not wanted.
Post 1 (n00b): OMG <Insert something> IS CHEAP AND OVERPOWERED AND WHOEVER USES IT R GAY BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS BEAT ME WITH IT *whine whine whine whine*

Post 2: OMG, please STFU & GTFO.
STFU & GTFO by Zlixar June 8, 2004

stfuagtfo 

Equivalent of 'Shut the Fuck Up and Get the Fuck Out"

Saying the acronym in rapid fire procession usually baffles opposite party, resulting in the effective end of an unwanted conversation.
"hey kimmy, can I borrow your car?"

"stfuagtfo"

"what?"

"stfuagtfo"

-idiot proceeds to walk away in bafflement-
stfuagtfo by i said gtfo December 20, 2010

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B 

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.

Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.

People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???

STFUOGTFO 

Stands for "Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out".

Also represented in "STFU or GTFO" or "STFU & GTFO".
Guy1: Hey, did you get Halo 3?
Noob: OMG liek Halo is for NERDZ
Guy2: Dude, STFUOGTFO...
STFUOGTFO by X-Fi6 November 6, 2007

STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO 

A long abbreviation for shut the fuck up, what the fuck, oh my fucking gosh, rolling on floor laughing my ass off... aka the ultimate laugh.
Amber: STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO!!! He just texted me back saying he wanted to buttfuck me!

Cathy: Oh wow... I REALLY didn't need to know that... but that's hilarious!!!
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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