stfubird 

The lesser known cousin of the orlyowl, the stfubird simply tells people to stfu.

Me: Dude I got a hooker to eat my ass last night
Jackass: orlyowl
Me: yeah stfubird

stfubird by Ahookergavemegonorrhea January 7, 2010

STFCBird

A woman often found pleasuring the tramps of Bonn Square in Oxford. Shameless in her pursuit of 'tramp jizz' there is not depth to which she will not sink. Often found dogflapping two tramps at the same time.

She could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, like STFCBird trying to get more tramp jizz.

STFCBird by Tramp#1 August 6, 2004

STFCBird

Westcountry slang.

A man from Oxfordshire who poses as a retarded woman when using internet forums.

Your last post on the internet was so embarassingly stupid like that of a STFCBird.

STFCBird by Timmy N. June 3, 2004

stubird 

A devilishly cool Volkswagen campervan (the older the better, preferably orange). Named,unfortunatley after a hideously ugly ginger he/she. Who is rubbish at skating, does NOT "scrub up well" and is rather up-herself (with no reason)!
Also available-the MINI stubird

On seeing a rather splendid example of a clapped-out old Volkswagen campervan;

"Wow, what an awesome stubird!"

stubird by Rose January 29, 2004

STFCBird

The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores

The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

STFCBird by The Guid June 9, 2004

STFUBIROYHASDYN

Shut the fuck up before I rip off your head and shit down your neck. Used when pissed off to the point where saying STFU doesn't cut it.

GF: And so like, Jennifer was totally dating Brandon...
Me: STFUBIROYHASDYN!

STFUBIROYHASDYN by no-named November 26, 2014

stfubidgaf 

It means shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a fuck.

Jessica stfubidgaf what you think

stfubidgaf by Kholdest1 August 28, 2018