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The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.
Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing.
by mdhold May 14, 2010
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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The act of repressing a deuce, usually due to lack of facilities or proper crapper conditions, allowing the feces to develop a more pungent aroma than normal, leading to horrific smelling gas.
I've had this shit stewing for hours, this is gonna reek.
by Jibba22 April 04, 2008
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The act of sitting all day (like a stew) and watching television.
My bestfriend and I were stewing all day yesterday and watched the whole first season of GOT
by Devco96 December 27, 2015
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The act of getting into bed naked immediately after a shower, in order to dry off and warm up.
We had an awesome stewing sesh in Ayia Napa. it was so warm and cuddly
by Doolz March 18, 2008
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