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stegi

Stegi is the mother fucking best German let's player you will ever see! Is the biggest click bait EVER!! Never post videos but his fans still loves him. Is secretly gay for his best friend Tim.
A: have you seen ....'s new video?!?
B: is stegi in there?
A: yes?
B:GONNA WATCH IT!!!
by Stexpertgirl January 2, 2017
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stegi

The most beautyfull type you have ever saw!

He is goodlike and perfect ! Stexpert stegi x tim love
1: what is stexpert
Family: nooo
Friends: oh nooo please..
Me: stegi x tim and ...
by Stexpert>3 January 2, 2017
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stegi

He is the most beautiful person on this earth. His laught is the cutest thing you've ever heard. Mabey he is a little gay but no one know this so exactely;)
Friend: who is this cute guy there who flirts with tim?
Me: thats stegi!
by Annabananalovesstexpert January 3, 2017
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The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009
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Steigered

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs
Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!
by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015
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stefinitely

do you like pizza? stefinitely. Pizza is good, stefinitely.

Do you think he’ll come to the party? Stefinitely not
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steggs

Steak+Eggs

The manliest dish served during breakfast hours.
Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.

Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
by TastesLikeLemons57 March 4, 2012
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