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Also referred to as Segi College, is an overrated college in Malaysia, located at 4 different places within the country and the main campus being at 'KD' (another overrated piece of shit place). The students are mostly ugly and dumb because they probably didn't get accepted anywhere else.
segi student: hey! Segi totally rocks!
me: hah hah, of course it does......retard!
Segi by Press Harder October 4, 2008
The Boss of all man. You can't trick him, because he's man of wisdom. He is bold, gipsy guy who have all the strenght of the world. All his workers are the people of death brought from the very gates of deepest hell doors.
Who's that?
That's Segi! Quick, run!
Segi by Sengula October 30, 2020
Related Words
Segi segil segio Šegi segibingvgtgiig Segid Segiel Segilola segin Segina
Best company/family on the planet.
SEGI is the best company ever, but not the same without Gags.
SEGI by Aframe November 8, 2020
Šegi is to stupid to make an example.
Šegi by Šegijev frend December 11, 2019

Jane Segismundo 

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.
No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo
When someone named Seth is gorgina.
Omg Seth, you’re so segina!!
Segina by B.B.Q sauce on ma titties September 29, 2018
The coolest dude and best smash player in the world. Also has a crush on Mau
I had my tag seginus before that stupid hotel chain
Seginus by Seginus July 30, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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