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A steg is well known Glaswegian slang for a person who is particularly well endowed. Usually arises after 5 a sides football, during banter in the showers. The ongoing assumption is that black football players tend to be "stegs". Origin is unknown, perhaps an alcohol-fueled pronunciation of stag.
Alright, fuckin steg ya mad cunt?! Christ you were wielding that shit like a chainsaw last night, almost took my eye out!
by Steasy February 08, 2012
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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An elongated, pointy and pyramid shaped penis. Very dangerous, yet intriguing.

When flaccid, the steg shrinks down to an accordion like state.
Susie pulled down Jimmy's pants to reveal a raging steg and immediately creamed. A man who bears the steg is a rare breed who shall be forever cherished!
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by The ripper of dank objects November 11, 2018
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A male fusion between Steven and Greg in the Steven Universe movie.
When we saw Steg, I wanted to fangirl but I can't because that would be weird too.
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by Aedyn September 02, 2019
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-To ditch or leave
-To initiate a chill sesh or party and bail for other plans
-Or simply to fuck someone over
"Yo that kid just got steged"
"Greg stop stegging"
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Portsmouth word (rare)- adj. steggy. Steg denotes a person of limited personal hygiene, specifically a pikey. Here we're talking Wayne Slob.
Did you see that steg? She was rank.
by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003
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A huge dinosaur that inhabits the upstate New York region. This animal is characterized by awkward movement, strange twitching of the extremities, and an ususually large cranium; often seen moving his lips in an erratic manner for no apparent reasons and sweats in locations thought impossible to sweat from before his time. Has a tendency for the same gender
Guy 1:"Man, your such a steg"
Guy 2: "No I'm not, I actually have some rhythm and I like chicks, dude"
by D-rock June 04, 2004
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