stegelman

to ejaculate copius loads on to the backside of various animals.

I stegelmaned all over that donkey's anus last night!

by mojojojoantpigsquirrel September 10, 2012

Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

Segalman

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

Margo Roth Spiegelman

The fictional character from John Green's book Paper Towns. She is a self described Paper Girl who runs away from home only to be perused by her childhood friend, Q. Before she ran away she was one of the most popular kids at her school and somewhat of leader with the popular kids because of her ability to become anything anyone wanted her to be.

Person 1: Hey! Did you read Paper Towns yet?

Person 2: Yeah! It was so amazing. John Green is such a great writer. Margo Roth Spiegelman is amazing.

Person 1: I love Margo too, she is so mysterious and beautiful.

by Darling, fetch the battle axe December 3, 2011

The Steelmann

To lure an unexpecting female into complete and utter devote to your needs while she still thinks your talking about a game. A Master seduction technique, should only be attempted by experienced seductionists

Why is she with him? He pulled a The Steelmann on her.

by Moregod January 30, 2015

Stegman

The name Stegman derives from the German word 'steg' meaning 'footpath'. Stegmans are travelers who never give up. They seek paths in places where supposedly no path exists. You can trust a Stegman to get you through just about anything.

Stegmans are the best!

by islandchick February 5, 2010

margo roth spiegelmanning

Like Q does with Margo in the book Paper Towns, margo roth spiegelmanning is when you like someone and realize you've been totally overselling who they really are in your mind, only to find they're totally normal in real life.

Person 1: I totally was Margo Roth Spiegelmanning him, and when we got together I realized he was like, super dumb.

Person 2: I feel ya girl.

by Hazel Grace Lancaster August 28, 2012