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The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.

George: Into what?

Jerry: The menage.

George: That's unbelievable!

Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.

George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!

George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!

Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!

George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!

Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...

As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
steezo by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007
ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.
Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight
steezo by john holmes April 16, 2003
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A mexican tribal master who tunes turbo timers, lives in broward, and observes chicks wit dicks on the internet. Other symptoms of steezonitis : dirty nails and hair/ really bad haircut/ no money/49th street emperor/ king of salsa/ricecooking bastard/asshole and a half/coloncleanser/shitbrick/dipstick/ slow talon/ fontaine's daughter/
YO lookin like steezo.....
Quit being a fucking steezo, you loser!

steezus christ 

he shreds for our sins
holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!
steezus christ by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

Steezy striker

Someone that is addicted to vaping/steezing
β€œAyy, Jacob you’re a steezy striker”

rep my steez 

when you +1 someones style on instagram
"oi mate can you rep my steez on insta?"
"im gonna rep the shit out of your steez"
rep my steez by steezer geezer November 14, 2016

Steezing 

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.
That fella is steezing.
Steezing by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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