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Stealographer 

One who can pick a good picture on the internet - pictures that have been taken by others - and use them as their own.
A person who uses others photos in their multimedia presentations. Drew is a good stealographer, the pictures he choose from the internet always capture the moment.
Stealographer by TeachClark March 23, 2010

steamloller 

A joke that is so funny that when all laughing has finished you feel as if you have been run over by a steamroller. You have trouble breathing, your chest hurts, smiling causes pain and the like.
"Oh man. That was a steamloller."
steamloller by Ethan Feldman August 6, 2005

steamloller 

A steamroller containing the substance of 'lol'. Suggests hearty lollerin'
"Steamloller!"
steamloller by steamloller March 13, 2003

steamdogger 

A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced
Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!

Steamy SteamLoad 

To shit on a girls chest during sex and it be very warm
i gave my girlfriend a steamy steamload last night
Steamy SteamLoad by steamy load December 27, 2021

Sacramento Steam Log 

This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.
I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.
Sacramento Steam Log by Waldo Poopy January 31, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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