stay hard
Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.
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stay hard retard
the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
stay hard retard by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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StayHard
StayHard (n) Phrase
A physical or mental state of being whereas 'hard' refers to an individual's dedication to integrity. Actions, not words, demonstrates one's ability to "StayHard". The ethos of "StayHard" is a counter movement to the current societal pressures that soften our bodies and weaken our primal instincts. Examples of societal pressures include: corporate fellatio, mild hot sauce, gluten intolerances, Orange Theory, 'getting old.' Actions of StayingHard: ice baths, bake bean beer bongs, burpees, underwear wrestling.
A physical or mental state of being whereas 'hard' refers to an individual's dedication to integrity. Actions, not words, demonstrates one's ability to "StayHard". The ethos of "StayHard" is a counter movement to the current societal pressures that soften our bodies and weaken our primal instincts. Examples of societal pressures include: corporate fellatio, mild hot sauce, gluten intolerances, Orange Theory, 'getting old.' Actions of StayingHard: ice baths, bake bean beer bongs, burpees, underwear wrestling.
Did you see that Jake quit fantasy football this year? Yeah, he said he's too busy with a wife, dog, and job. It's too bad he wasn't able to Stayhard.
StayHard by IntegrityQ January 5, 2022
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