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StayHard 

StayHard (n) Phrase

A physical or mental state of being whereas 'hard' refers to an individual's dedication to integrity. Actions, not words, demonstrates one's ability to "StayHard". The ethos of "StayHard" is a counter movement to the current societal pressures that soften our bodies and weaken our primal instincts. Examples of societal pressures include: corporate fellatio, mild hot sauce, gluten intolerances, Orange Theory, 'getting old.' Actions of StayingHard: ice baths, bake bean beer bongs, burpees, underwear wrestling.
Did you see that Jake quit fantasy football this year? Yeah, he said he's too busy with a wife, dog, and job. It's too bad he wasn't able to Stayhard.
StayHard by IntegrityQ January 5, 2022
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stay hard 

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.
Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.
stay hard by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard retard 

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
stay hard retard by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

starhard 

Die hard Starbucks fan and coffee connoisseur. Typically always on the go and can range from being ultra mellow (almond milk chai latte) to a complete hot mess (double shot half sweet hot caramel macchiato one pump mocha two pumps raspberry splash of 2% ).
Tracy went early to Starbucks to get a Red Cup, she's a Starhard.
starhard by Miss Peepers November 17, 2022
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