Stauner

Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap

`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`

by Contumax October 28, 2022

Stauner (stawner)

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Jack Stauber

an underrated YouTube musical artist who makes content that can be compared to your brain on drugs

jack stauber is best boi

by subscribe to pewdiepie, kids February 1, 2019

Jack stauber

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard

Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?

by i hate me September 8, 2019

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

Porcelain Stainer

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

by SmashBurger March 4, 2011