Stauner (stawner)

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Stauner

Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap

`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`

by Contumax October 28, 2022