Statched

To be rejected, denied, shamed.

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)

by jaman September 5, 2006

statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.

I totally statched that high-school freshman.

by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013

Wig Snatched

Wig Snatched can be used to call something wonderful, beautiful or to express surprise-ment.

Similar to shook, shooketh or quaking.
Comes from 'weave snatched'.
Often written as: 'wig snatch', 'wig snatcher' or 'wig gone'.

Got my wig snatched with that voice holy shit

smash bros 2k18 special move: wig snatch

BISH MmMFff MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED

by IchWilleDieTod November 13, 2018

wig snatched

wig snatched means your blown away by some kind of performance given by an artist.

BTS: does dionysus
armys: wig snatched

by taexri June 6, 2019

Wig snatched

Being surprised or caught off gaurd

When I saw the pigment on the eye shadows I got my wig snatched

by HamforHam August 25, 2018

Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars

Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached

by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018

my wig flew/snatched

a phrase used to define extreme shock and being surprised because of something that you saw.

" omg did you see that jillie edit, my wig flew/snatched i can't anymore!"

by pureismileven February 25, 2018