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a small town, in bradford county florida, it is the county seat for bradford county. unless you have a 4x4, a.t.v., or a weed eater, there is nothing to do- except smoke pot, drink, and have sex. many of the mindless employees of the florida state prison live in starke, as well as some of the dumbest rednecks in the world.
I need to go see my niece in gainsville, but i need to get through country-ass starke to get there.
starke by kbr12080 April 21, 2011
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Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
Starke Naked by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
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sticky starke

while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place
"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."
sticky starke by wyrdsmyth March 22, 2009

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Drew starkey

The most adorable, handsome and cute person ever. He’s an amazing actor and I love him.

@_laetitia.v_
Please don’t hate Drew starkey just because he played Rafe. He’s not Rafe, he’s a cutie.
Drew starkey by _laetitia.v_ June 11, 2020

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

mr sharkey 

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk
Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys
mr sharkey by 2167 September 20, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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